May 2013
i thought of you, while in the shower
and i thought of how nice it’d be
to have your things among my things
along the bathtub’s edge
and i imagined myself running out of soap
and using yours
and wearing you to work, and the grocery store
and i imagined that night, laying down beside you
and smelling your neck
and finding out where all my soap had gone
kylobe:
why isnt life more like animal crossing this is fuckign bullshit
stanaskatic:
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL
hungarian:
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
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“Be gentle, be slow,
take your time with broken me,
be tender, don’t go.”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
deodrant:
maybe if i sigh loud enough god will hear me and fix all my problems
heyitspj:
Why do people get upset when they have “bed hair” it’s like the cutest thing ever imagine someone waking up with sleepies still in their eyes and they’re super quiet and yawning and their head is a huge mess of tangles and spikes and awhhhh it sounds sO CUTE„„
radmarco:
the doctor told me I only have 6 months to live maybe 12 if I get enough likes on facebook
confusedtree:
In all seriousness Idris Elba as the 12th Doctor would be a great casting choice because he’d kill it and we’d get to find out just exactly how many anglophiles are also gigantic racists
50shadesofsolkat:
skrillidex:
mom, dad, im roosterteeth
the bible said adam and eve not adam and swiss fucking cheese
bombliate:
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
an open letter to yahoo
aiclan:
fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like
